On Febuary 1st, 1983 Frances and Bruce...
Yep, you guys are getting so much Andrew spam tomorrow.
Anonymous asked: i think you're very pretty. and interesting. just thought i'd say that. have a good night
Beck's profession is
making grilled cheese. She’s made me three in the last 12 hours. <3
hugsxhairballs: Rill Rill - Sleigh Bells
I don't expect anyone to read all of this, but...
ian: Once upon a time...
Jeff: in a walmart far far away...
ian: a caveman was working hard stocking up CDs and DVDs for all of the little village boys and girls.
Jeff: then caveman realized he needed to spice things up in his love life, so he got a cavewomen.
ian: At first, the cavewoman loved the caveman, but then one day while bringing caveman his lunch at Wal Mart, someone caught her eye. Standing at the end of the aisle was...a Wal Mart manager. Unlike caveman, he wore a gold star on his name tag. That gold is what did it for cavewoman. She was in love.
Jeff: caveman saw how cavewomen was looking at this star studded manage. So he pulled out his elven swords hidden inside his neck and decapitated both cavewomen and the manager. Afterwards he ate all there organs and then played the banjo with his new friend.... the ground.
ian: While caveman was playing his beautiful banjo, and while the ground was looking at him, the clouds began to move away and the sun came out. Flowers began to sprout of of the ground, and the moment caveman looked down at the ground, his heart lit up and it all became clear. He had been in love with the ground for as long as he could remember. Why did it take him this long to realize it?
Jeff: Caveman sat down with ground and realized why it did take so long. He had to go through some hard struggles first to actually appreciate the good things to come. Now that caveman and the ground can finally show there true love to one another, they went on adventures around the world.
ian: Caveman and the ground had a brilliant idea. They would buy a hot air balloon and travel the world that way. They would stop occasionally for picnics and bathroom breaks. When the balloon reaches Paris, France, caveman decided it was time to pop the question. The day had come, and caveman was extremely nervous.
Jeff: caveman was all sweaty and shaky when he finally asked the ground if it was ok to change his status on facebook to, "In a relationship"
ian: When he finally did ask the big question, the ground burst into tears. The ground shouted, "Of course you can! I love you." No one had ever told caveman that they loved him before...
Jeff: cavemans heart pounded more that it had ever before. Then wings sprung out of his back and he flew up in the air and said to the ground, "Noooooooooooooo, I LOVE YOU!"
ian: With that being said, a huge gust of wind came and took caveman away faster than a plastic bag. Ground was left all alone.
Jeff: The Gust of wind looked at caveman with an evil smurk on his face and told caveman of how he was the grounds ex. The ground realized how much it needed caveman. So it started singing, "Please come back, I need you more than you know now."
ian: Lucky for caveman, the ground was a horrible singer so the wind let him go. Caveman fell and the ground caught him. They looked at each other and decided that they belonged to each other for ever and ever.
Jeff: and forever and ever they were together. Finally complete and whole. Just like they were meant to be. For all eternity they could share there true love together.
I'm craving summer so bad.
Dear Grand Buffet,
Thank you for being so cheap and using water in your soups instead of chicken broth so I can actually eat it. Mmm.
Anonymous asked: I'm just too shy to talk to you.
tcmcdavekeller asked: Thanks for re-blogging the Best Coast Letterman thing. Very cool of you. I started to follow you.
Yeah, I've decided.
I am going to see Best Coast. I was going to use my tax return money, but turns out I’m not even getting anything back. Oh well, tickets are only 20 dollars. Care to join?
In the matter of ten minutes of driving
two different full grown men yelled at me out of their cars “I love your car!” and “Woo Pinto.”
I've been listening to Best Coast for three hours...
and I’m in an amazing mood.
pinkpandaonarocket: Best Coast - Crazy for you the official video directed by Bob Harlow from the album “Crazy for you I love how much they love cats. I also really want Bethany’s body and whole wardrobe.
I need to stop dreaming of Andrew Vanwyngarden.
Last night had the whole band in it, and we were running from people in the Chicago airport. Andrew died at the end…
I have nothing else to do at the moment.
Music Survey List 10 musical artists you like, in no specific order (do this before reading the questions below) 1. The Strokes 2. MGMT 3. Arctic Monkeys 4. Interpol 5. The Morning Benders 6. Franz Ferdinand 7. Yeah Yeah Yeahs 8. Bloc Party 9. Klaxons 10. Best Coast What is the first song you heard...
Anonymous asked: "I'm sleeping in the shadows and I'm here to stay."
Thats creepy you bitch.
Thats creepy you bitch.
Listening to poppy songs with female vocalists.
Songs I haven’t heard in years.
I wish I could explain to my dad
just how much I miss him and Minneapolis when I’m not there. So much…
Anonymous asked: You could be a model, and you should.
I had a dream that Dustyn was the lead singer of...
and I was with Andrew Vanwygarden, and he was trying to convince me to not like him. ahahahaha
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
My body hates me right now
for running a mile and a half every night. But hopefully, as time goes on, I’ll learn how to like my body.